Album 3
The mirth, skill, dexterity, fun, humour, genius, charisma, charm, elegance, wit, grace, golden voice, silver fingers, platinum hair, muscular thighs and universal appeal continue to be absent in this third compilation album.
The fan club keeps groaning
year on year
There can be few entertainers who have endured so long as the Professor. There are plenty who have endured for a while and then suddenly their endurance has given up - sometimes altogether - which is where the Professor¹s endurance marks its stark contrast with these other performers who haven't endured as long as him.
His recordings have endured, too. Some admirers still have the first album Arthur recorded oh so long ago, whereas some Elvis fans, for example, don't necessarily have the first recording Elvis made - although, to be truthful, some do I imagine. It isn't altogether clear just how many Elvis fans do have an original 'The King' recording, but I would think there are some, anyway.
So, here it is. An album not thought by many to be on the horizon at all, and yet by dint of having the product available on the World Wide String Vest, can quite clearly be seen to be forthcoming, nay, in the very foreground of the picture if not the popular music scene. And if not the popular music scene, where else is it?
A question which must wait its long awaited answer elsewhere in The Prof. A.C.T. story. CD 890132
THERE ARE OTHER RECORDINGS BY PROFESSOR ARTHUR C. THROOVEST, BUT THEY WERE NOT RECORDED ON THE STITCHES LABEL, SO WE¹RE NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT THEY ARE. EVEN IF WE DID, YOU PROBABLY WOULDN¹T GO AND BUY THEM, WOULD YOU? GO ON, BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF IF NOT WITH US. YOU WOULDN¹T SERIOUSLY GO OUT AND ASK AT YOUR LOCAL RECORD STORE, ³EXCUSE ME, HAVE YOU GOT ANY OTHER RECORDINGS BY PROFESSOR ARTHUR C. THROOVEST²? YOU¹D BE LAUGHED OUT THE SHOP.
