[fly me home Jeeves]

 

  CPL / IR  2900+ Hrs incl. 500+ Multi
 
QFI (SE)
  1500+ Hrs instructing


 
       
  29 June 2010

... Working as a Flight Instructor at South Warwickshire Flying School (SWFS), Wellesbourne airfield (near Stratford-on-Avon).


Left to Right, sitting down at front:
Rod Galiffe (owner of SWFS), Alan Seeds (Instructor), myself and Ray Stock (Chief Flying Instructor). Behind us are 4 of our RAF cadets. As in previous years, from March to September we teach cadets.
 
 
       

 

End of an era:   Concorde at BHX, October 2003

 

 Air Taxis' Piper Seneca 2 G-BNEN

 

Potted CV:
I began flying in the mid 70's, training on Beagle Pups at Birmingham Airport. Shortly after getting my Private Pilot's Licence (PPL), I involved myself in designing a pilot navigation aid (called the TIMESCALE) and formed a company, Morgen Avco Ltd (MGA), to market it. MGA sold the TIMESCALE world-wide via mail order and pilot shops. In 1979 I became a Flight Instructor, working for training schools at Coventry and Birmingham before joining the ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA (ELO) for their world tour in 1981. After the ELO period, in the late 80's, I began developing an aviation software package called AIRTAX which eventually became an integrated system used by operators world-wide. AIRTAX was first tailored for a local air-taxi company who adopted it's name as their radio callsign. During 1995 I studied for a professional licence and in 1996 joined Warwickshire Aerocentre at Birmingham (who had inherited the radio callsign AIRTAX). I began flying their Piper Seneca first on traffic-spotting flights for local radio station BRMB (broadcasting on 96.4 MHz so our callsign 'AIRTAX 964'), then on commercial charters to the UK and Europe. From 1996 to 2000 I also spent summer seasons instructing RAF scholarship cadets at Wellesbourne airfield (near Stratford). After turning 60 and no longer able to fly single-pilot public transport flights, I became company Training Captain and then in July 2003,  was appointed Chief Pilot. Early in 2004, the owner - Jon Poole - retired and, along with Alan Smith and Mike Chamberlain, we negotiated a purchase deal to become the new owners. We changed its  name to Air Taxis Ltd and sold the company in October 2004. Subsequently renamed Jet Options Ltd, the company bought a Citation jet and the position of Chief Pilot went to a jet rated pilot. I continued to work for Jet Options in various capacities until the company folded in 2009.

 


flying excerpts from  Patterns in the Chaos

 

First Solo

Vulcanology

Paper Round

Squawks!  -  actual maintenance complaints logged by Pilots and the replies from the ground Service crews.

Pilots snag sheet entry Ground crew reply
Test flight OK, except auto land very rough. Auto land not installed on this aircraft.
Something loose in cockpit. Something tightened in cockpit.
Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. Evidence removed.
Navaids volume unbelievably loud. Volume set to more believable level.
Dead bugs on windshield. Live bugs on order.
Transponder inoperative. Transponder always inoperative in OFF mode.
Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. That's what they're there for.
Number three engine missing. Number three engine found on right wing after brief search.
Aircraft handles funny. Aircraft warned to straighten up, "fly right," and be serious.
Weather Radar hums. Reprogrammed Weather Radar with the words

 

  SOME RULES OF THE AIR ....courtesy of Clifford.
  If you pull the stick back, the houses get smaller. If you keep pulling it back they get bigger again.
  Flying isn't dangerous. It's crashing that's dangerous.
  The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
  You know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp.
  Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.
  Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs.
  Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.
  Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.